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Staring at the Sun
In addition to selling both adorable and baffling retro-inspired clothes and accessories, ModCloth has managed to assemble a diverse group of hipster models. YWMTWW? favorites include the Blasé Moddle,...
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The Lost Art of Subtlety
Let’s be honest: what woman hasn’t tried on a dress and felt as if it didn’t draw enough attention to their breasts? I don’t just mean a dress that’s low-cut or tight. Sometimes, it just isn’t enough....
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MTV’s 300
I’m pretty sure the inside of my brain is just a haphazard decoupage of memes and pop culture references. This blog is evidence enough, but just in case you wanted more proof – I saw this t-shirt: And...
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Won’t You Be My Blocker?
I have a well-chronicled dream of one day being a badass. As such, I occasionally entertain the idea of joining a roller derby league. It’s a fleeting thought – not because the last time I wore...
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Costume Roundup #3
Oh, dude. Too soon, BuyCostumes.com. Too soon. BuyCostumes.com Rehab Babe Adult Costume – $36.99 (was $54.99)
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Holy Father Mollusc the IV
I have one very, very important question, you guys: Why is this cephalopod wearing a Pope hat? ModCloth Sea Creations Shower Curtain – $24.99
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Accio, Midriff
I know that the Hogwarts dress code’s been significantly more lax over the years, but I have a hunch that this cropped Hogwarts tee would warrant a disapproving scowl from Professor McGonagall. It just...
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Since You Want Me to Wear What is among the most respected and highly-trafficked websites of all time, it’s only natural that I receive a huge amount of spam comments. Sometimes, when I’m clearing out...
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When Subtext Attacks
True story: when I was at NYU, one of my professors was … lovably eccentric. Basically, imagine a man with the mind and speech patterns of Woody Allen and the mannerisms of Christopher Lloyd. Given...
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Shut Up is the New You’re Insufferable
I rarely judge people for what they wear. If I see someone wearing something I’ve posted on this blog, my response is generally “Oh, so that’s how it’s supposed to look.” However. If I see you wearing...
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